FUCKING EPIC.

ewilcox:

attentiondoozers:

Brad ran the fuckin’ LA Marathon!

This picture is awesome.

11:47 am  •  26 May 2009

theoriginaljoefisher:

thesophie:

crowth:

Outnumbered: Awkward questions about Jesus (via)

People keep telling me to watch this. This clip is brilliant.

I approve.

11:00 am  •  26 May 2009

Happy days are here again.

ewilcox:

Do you need a reason to listen to Barbra and Judy singing a duet? No. No, you don’t.

1:08 pm  •  25 May 2009

Apple box that motherfucker.

seanbury:

awesome.

attentiondoozers:

Also from tonight’s shoot

1:01 pm  •  25 May 2009

I’ve come to the conclusion that usually any video with a blithely happy salutation is going to be fucked up.

joshruben:

Happy Memorial Day!

12:58 pm  •  25 May 2009

studiesinscarlet:

(via cousas)

12:52 pm  •  25 May 2009

"A wise man once said, ‘People should be judged not on the color of their skin, but on how well they fuck each other.’"

—

A presenter at the AVN Awards last night. (“Adult Video News” Awards … so, yes, porn stars.) Do not ask why I actually saw some of this. I think it may have damaged me in irreversible ways. (via ewilcox)

I’d like to add and say that one girl’s entire acceptance speech was “I swallowed a lot of cum that day.”

12:43 pm  •  25 May 2009

Watch the video on the right.

7:53 pm  •  24 May 2009

We’re all in this!

mundy:

johnasparagus:

John Asparagus #2 is like, TOTALLY, out now!

For people in Los Angeles, you can buy it at Family Books, Skylight Books, and Meltdown Comics. Thanks to the store owners for putting it up.

For everyone else, you can buy the issues RIGHT HERE, ON THE SITE THAT YOU’RE ON JOHNASPARAGUS.COM (look on the right hand column, and have a credit card ready. We’ll ship it to you real fast.)

If you’re feeling fanciful, buy John Asparagus #1 as well

1:33 pm  •  24 May 2009

ewilcox:

lonelysandwich:

Bitter Genes Face

Hadn’t seen this movie for a long while, but 19:30 into “Gattaca” (1997), this happens.

Henceforth to be known as GATTACAFACE.

I have always had a lot of love for this movie. Now I only have more.

12:05 pm  •  24 May 2009