Oh my God. Fuel has a “Best Of” album. Best of what?

8:58 pm  •  19 October 2009

This man sure knows how to do what he does (which I think is hunting some kind of bird or something).

6:49 pm  •  19 October 2009

12:49 pm  •  19 October 2009

According to the NY Times, at least half of the children born in 2007 will live to 104. But it’s okay, because half of those will begin cannibalizing the other half by the time they are 31.

10:26 am  •  19 October 2009

It’s Monday morning. Are you ready?

7:00 am  •  19 October 2009

joshruben:

purns:

Al Franken questioning a Halliburton/KBR attorney after the vote on his recent amendment prohibiting government contracts from being issued to companies that prevent their employees from suing their employers if they have been raped or assaulted at work.

Al still needs money to pay for that stupid recount. Get to it.

Unreal

12:11 pm  •  18 October 2009

Peter Serafinowicz. Amazing impressions doing completely wrong movie lines.

12:02 pm  •  17 October 2009

MANET:

It’s you. Rather… it’s Emile Zola… I just had a huge argument with Paul here, as to whether or not you were Chinese. Sorry, as to whether or not Emile Zola is Chinese. He thinks no, but clearly you are, and I believe I’ve been under the impression you’ve always been Chinese, sorry, that Emile Zola has always been Chinese, so… So in order to settle the dispute I painted this portrait using only my mental and emotional recollections of Emile Zola. By accessing my unique perception of the interior human condition, I attempted to recreate an accurate portrayal of the man Emile Zola, as he is. You can see that I’ve painted someone who is clearly not Chinese. Therefore, it is my conclusion, which I’ve reached using my awesome ability to paint how mankind experiences a concept, that you are not Chinese. Sorry, that Emile Zola is not Chinese. That no man experiences the concept of Emile Zola as Chinese. Therefore, you are not Emile Zola. Because you, sir, are Chinese.

ZOLA:

I’m not Chinese.

MANET:

Oh. Well that solves it, then. Paul, you were right, Zola is not Chinese, and this man is not Chinese, so therefore he must be Zola.

12:01 pm  •  16 October 2009

hipsterdiet:

By the brilliant bradc

New favorite.

11:54 am  •  16 October 2009

I’m left-handed and have been prohibited by law from eating cookies for 16 years.

ladimcbeth:

Don’t discriminate against the “differently handed”, Sean. Besides, they make both right and left-handed versions of this.

seanbury:

No filthy “left-handers” need apply — lest their cookies spill out onto the chest of the person drinking.

spytap:

weliveinthefuture:

Genius!: Mug With A Cookie Holding Shelf

via rachelmercer

I don’t know if this counts as “future” but I want it nonetheless.

10:35 am  •  16 October 2009