"A wise man once said, ‘People should be judged not on the color of their skin, but on how well they fuck each other.’"
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A presenter at the AVN Awards last night. (“Adult Video News” Awards … so, yes, porn stars.) Do not ask why I actually saw some of this. I think it may have damaged me in irreversible ways. (via ewilcox)
I’d like to add and say that one girl’s entire acceptance speech was “I swallowed a lot of cum that day.”
