- Why did it take me so long to open up this text window?
- If I started wearing velcro shoes, would that be really awesome, or would everyone make fun of me for being lame?
- What are the birds outside my window so ANGRY about?
- Why can’t I stop thinking about this article?
- If no one ever played a Bon Jovi song again, on the radio or in a bar or at a sporting event, would the world be any different?
Answers at 9:00 am
- Because like everything in the early 21st century, things are being QA’d at the same time they’re being used by a mass audience, so now we’re in an eternal game of catching up with ourselves.
- It would be awesome at first, but then become a major social liability.
- The real question is, what AREN’T the birds angry about?
- Because you secretly see it as either a foreboding outcome to either your or my life, or maybe the ultimate escape.
- Yes.
