cantwell

retrospace: ”Papa says it won’t hurt us”…. “they shoot straight...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:01:39 -0800

retrospace:

”Papa says it won’t hurt us”…. “they shoot straight and kill”

Not handing a little girl a gun in bed is just condescending to her.

This is a dead bird.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:25:13 -0800

This is a dead bird.

Wes Anderson Week: The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:46:41 -0800

filmosophy: A SOLIPSISTIC TRAIN RIDE by Elizabeth Wilcox All right, let’s get the business out...

ladimcbeth: I’m starting a new entry here: Daily Calvin and...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:11 -0800

ladimcbeth:

I’m starting a new entry here: Daily Calvin and Hobbes. Because I love them. Enjoy!

auto-reblog.

Elizabeth and I just had an argument about if C-3P0’s shiny metal parts are made of...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:30:30 -0800

Elizabeth and I just had an argument about if C-3P0’s shiny metal parts are made of...

girlwiththevaginamadeofglass: rewbog: fortheloveofpetrichor: g...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:45:55 -0800

girlwiththevaginamadeofglass:

rewbog:

fortheloveofpetrichor:

gilbarbara:

2 Bags of Bill Murray

It was a lot of fun to be a part of this, and thank you guys for...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:35:57 -0800

It was a lot of fun to be a part of this, and thank you guys for letting me improv and swear my way through the scene because I wasn’t rehearsed enough.

mundy:

Cantwell and Bury kill this
teamtigerawesome:

Ted Sampon: Househusband - Le Pissed Resistance, Part 1

In part one of the season finale, Ted is contacted by a mysterious, underground group. Could this be his way out from under Victoria’s boot? Bring Snacks.

Click here to watch part 2 of the season finale.

Starring Michael R. Truly, Elle Newlands, Sean Bury, Chris Cantwell, Rob Blatt, Sahib Dhanji, and Kenny Seliger.

Directed by Clint Gage. Shot by Jonathon Nicholas. Produced by David Crabtree.

Thanks for watching.

Dear Lady Gaga haters: 1.) There’s extraordinary talent...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:34:22 -0800

Dear Lady Gaga haters:

1.) There’s extraordinary talent here.

2.) There is a sharp intelligence here.

3.) She is beautiful.

4.) Scoreboard. The end.

zadi:

Another reason I like Lady Gaga. The girl has layers (sites Rilke as her fav philosopher)… and she’s crazy smart and cognizant about her role in the music business (scrub to 5:15 mark). She just may be our next pop icon.

annieisms:

ronworkman:

christr: thedailywhat:

Before They Were Lady Gaga of the Day: Footage of some nobody named Stephanie Germanotta performing a medley of songs at a 2005 NYU talent showcase surfaced recently on the Internet.

Let me be the first to say, this lady sure can sing. I really hope she makes it.

[via.]

!!!

(Minus 1 point for the douchey MC, though.)

IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY AND YOUR DAUGHTER’S SCREAMING

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800

IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY AND YOUR DAUGHTER’S SCREAMING

WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS A HEAT SURGE? I’m watching an...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:43:00 -0800

WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS A HEAT SURGE?

I’m watching an infomercial right now (not this clip from HSN) about an Amish-made electric space heater called the Heat Surge. From what I can tell, the Heat Surge is a faux fireplace that you can put in any room. And the wooden mantle part is handmade by Amish people. There are Amish people in the ad. They make a big deal about the Amish people. But don’t Amish people shun electricity? This is a fucking space heater. I’m fairly certain this is a SPACE HEATER THAT LOOKS LIKE A FIREPLACE.

Not only is this the TACKIEST thing I can imagine purchasing, it’s also a shameless con. By using it “you save big money on your heating bills.” Because it’s AN ELECTRIC SPACE HEATER AND DOESN’T REQUIRE GAS. I can’t believe this fucking thing is real! With an Amish custom-built mantle? What are these Amish doing appearing on TV? I thought they didn’t even do that, let alone talk about “a quality product for America.” A guy also said the Heat Surge is built better than his house. …..?

Who are these sell-out Amish? Are these actors playing Amish people?

The spokeswoman just said “entire Amish communities are struggling to keep up with the demand.” Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Move over Slap Chop. Here comes Heat Surge. And the end of the world. The world is dead.

The Motherfucker Of It All

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:08:50 -0800

ewilcox: This is not a love poem. That would bea euphemism. This is a poem about a girl who threw...

Just kidding I made this!

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:20:26 -0800

Just kidding I made this!

Nothing like a hearty Sunday dinner

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:18:32 -0800

Nothing like a hearty Sunday dinner

Photo

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:19:20 -0800

I think if I stopped drinking, I’d be right all the time.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:53:50 -0800

I think if I stopped drinking, I’d be right all the time.

Sex

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:37:08 -0800

Sex

TIME TO OFFICIALLY KICK OFF MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:06:59 -0800

TIME TO OFFICIALLY KICK OFF MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!

ewilcox: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cantwell Jacket. The...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:17:22 -0800

ewilcox:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cantwell Jacket.

The Cantwell Jacket is stylish yet warm and functional. The jacket is intended to hit just below your waist line. Very well designed … This is a great cold weather jacket and is designed to stand up to the elements.

Stylish, warm, functional, very well designed, hits just below the waist line. Sounds about right. A Cantwell will stand up to the elements like you won’t believe.

Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:52:29 -0800

Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization: inky: “So… this is a hipster party?” I ask the girl...

This has to be one of the worst produced things I’ve...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:36:00 -0800

This has to be one of the worst produced things I’ve seen.

From Everything is Terrible, of course.